Stay classy: part 2

Today’s classy entry comes to us via a pair of hunters.

*insert shocked face here*

Both from the same server–Jaedenar –way to represent, boys! Neither one is guilded, so we can’t tell if they are 2 people who know each other and regularly play together or if RNG just decided to throw 2 players with questionable names together. I’m sure many guilds would kill to be represented by them.

So we have 2 lovely hunter, one named Juicyloosie and the other Kumshot. Juicyloosie in and of itself isn’t too awful, especially compared to Kumshot, but both names together give an unfortunate mental picture.

Actually I take back the RNG theory. These people have to be leveling buddies who created grossly named toons just to be gross. We just need to take a look at their pets’ names for further proof.

Ugh.

Again, Juicyloosie comes out as the lesser of 2 evils. Your pet, the person who protects you and fights by your side, deserves something more classy than Douchebag. But poor little Douchebag probably thinks he has it pretty good compared to his pet friend.

And double ugh. Kumshot and JizzRag. I just don’t even…

They should probably be ashamed that a troll is calling them out for not being classy, but they probably like the attention.

(Also, I’m going to cry when the 2013 blog report comes out and tells me that “jizzrag” was the term most used for people finding my blog.)

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