Trolls give love a bad name

In that they have no need for love.

Oh, they occasionally need some companionship. For that they’ll go to the darkest shadows of The Drag or some hidden corner of The Cleft of Shadow and find some dirty orc or another troll with whom to spend some time. 

Throw down a Stoneskin Totem for a good time, mon. Maybe a Cleansing Totem if the lady he’s selected is a little sketchy looking. It’s much easier than using a “special” shampoo and a fine-toothed comb later on.

Some money will exchange hands and, with it, the understanding that there will be no calls the next day.

Maybe they will meet up again one day; maybe not.

That’s all a good troll needs.

Which is why Zarigar apparently skipped all of the Love is in the Air holiday achievements last year. It’s bad enough there is whole holiday for dragging crotchfruit all over Azeroth. Wear perfume? And cover up my natural troll musk? Eating candy is nice, but it doesn’t compare to cake.

Mmmm, cake….

nomnomnom

Where was I?

Oh yeah. I’ve been trying to fill in some of the achievement gaps and make some extra money by doing the dailies. So time to throw off that loner troll vibe and embrace the spirit of love.

Or something like that.

And what holiday about love would be complete without random spraying of total strangers?

Oh there’s a dirty, dirty joke in there about shooting–but I’ll refrain.

This time…

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2 Responses to “Trolls give love a bad name”

  1. “Throw down a Stoneskin Totem for a good time, mon. Maybe a Cleansing Totem if the lady he’s selected is a little sketchy looking”

    hahaha

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